We’ve all done something that’s at ‘rock bottom’ status. You know the things that you do and you think “if someone saw me doing this, I would kill myself.”
Those times when you’re completely slacking off on life, failing as an adult or just being plain embarrassing?
Don’t know what I’m talking about? Well, lucky you!
Here are some examples, you perfect human beings:

1.  You wake up in the middle of the night and eat all the leftover dinner that you left because you’re trying to be good. You had a really healthy day in fact. Then you have:
-a spoon of Nutella,
-cookies and milk,
-cookies with Nutella smeared on them…and milk…
-some cheese and crackers, and
-hell, eat the crispy Asian salad noodles whilst you’re at it because if you close your eyes, they taste like chips.
Dedication and will power at its best.

2. You get to the check out, your card declines and you need to transfer money into your spendings account. There’s a huge line of people behind you looking at you like, “We all have our lives together, why don’t you?”
Now the reception is weak, the app isn’t working and you have to cancel your transaction because you’re flustered and can’t transfer the money. No one believes that your app isn’t loading and they’re looking at you wondering why you’re shopping if you’re this poor. The anxiety I have just writing this is real.

3. You have a couple of degrees and you’re working in your profession, but you seriously consider becoming an Uber driver because you just can’t deal with the bullshit anymore and you want to drive around with a coffee next to you, listening to music all day. Literally me.

4. You cancel your Netflix account to save that extra $7 a month.

5. You’re so drunk and you can feel your walk swaying and your talk slurring. You know that you’re acting drunk. You can see that everyone is staring at you but you can’t do anything about the fact that you look so gone! You’re so embarrassed, but also just so drunk. It’s an out of body experience.

6. You’re chatting to 15 people on Tinder. You’re falling my friend.

 

7. You’re staring at your computer bored to death and you know doing some work will make the time go faster. But, you’d rather be bored to death than actually do any work.

8. You watch Mukbangs on YouTube. These are life changing. Probably for all the wrong reasons. Dare I tell you to check them out? Shout out to Anna and Luke.

9. You’re out “having fun”, but you’ve just spent 20 minutes posing for the perfect picture to post on Facebook to show everyone just how much fun you’re having. Add on another 15 minutes of “does this filter look good, or this one?” So much fun is being had by the people with you!

10. You scroll through Instagram liking a bunch of random things and random pages just to get some likes or follows back. Good bye integrity.
Dare I say you’ve ever hash tagged #FollowForFollow back in the day. Yuuuuuck.

Anyway, who are we to judge each other. This is a safe place to be as embarrassing as you like. Mukbangs though…Ain’t no coming back after watching those.

Lots of love,

Magda xx