9am- I woke up at 6am this morning and thought ‘crap, it’s almost time for work!!!’ No, fool, no. IT’S SATURDAY! Hell yeah, I live for Saturdays. Saturdays and food. My two favourite things. Anyway, I’m going to check my phone, be lazy and wait for the time to tick around for #SereneSaturday to begin. “#SereneSaturday ?” I hear you ask. It means, Saturday morning yoga, brunch and a day of leisure. Serenity now, am I right?

7.50pm- Well well well. I have learnt a few things from this process. I can’t actually write constantly throughout the day about what I’m doing, nor is 8pm a realistic time to upload every night. However, I can definitely fill you in about the useless information that you probably don’t even care about.

We went to Two Twenty Four Cafe in Belmont. Let’s just say, my diet is out the window, as are my hopes and dreams of being “physically attractive.” I guess I’ll be forever noticing everyone’s eyes fall down to my ass as I walk past them. “Wow, her butt is huge!” I see this thought in the eyes of my colleagues, family, friends, dogs, cats, etc. Better fat than flat, I say. :-P. So anyway, back to Two Twenty Four. We ordered the most basic shakes on the menu and they were still extravagant.
You can imagine the other ones. I’m talking Golden Gay Time ice creams garnishing milk shakes, as well as fairy floss, Kinder Surprises, Unicorns…OK, maybe not unicorns, but almost.

We then hit the shops to find some more costume pieces for tomorrow night.
The Harry Potter party. Check out what I bought today for my costume. Why the whistle? Because, remember the scene from White Chicks with Latrell dancing? That’s why.

 

I had a nice chat with my friend Elena about some books she’s been reading. In this series of books, everyone has to have an operation when they turn 16 to be ‘prettified’ and all look the same. If you have your natural features, you’re considered ugly. Their brains are also altered to be constantly happy enough to never question anything happening in the world. Therefore, they are being controlled. We then started talking about how girls on Instagram all try to look the same. Skinny nose, pouty lips, contouring, fake lashes…Somehow, they all try to have a face like Kim Kardashian, maybe? So many girls are having work done on their faces, to look like the current standard of beauty. Even the ‘beauty’ queen herself is almost unrecognisable, when you look back on her old photos! This topic will definitely be a blog post of its own.

Elena then hemmed my golden fabric, draped it around me like a halter toga and gave me some gold spray paint to paint my wings. She is such a legend! So talented and so humble about her talents! She definitely needs to be in fashion! We’re all super excited for tomorrow night and I can’t wait to snitch my way around The Mint. If you hear a whistle, you know who it is. I’ve been told that people take the themed parties at The Mint very seriously and they go all out with the costumes. That’s why, my squad and I are going to turn up and take over. We. Must. Be. The. Best. There better not be any other Snitches. Again, if only I could put this much dedication into the important things.

Now, I have an important date with an important person. Then, The Golden Snitch needs her rest, because her once-annual-clubbing-weekend begins tomorrow and she is feeling a sore throat coming on. Great.

Lesson for today: We’re all starting to look and act the same and it’s scary. Be natural, be authentic and think for yourself. You are perfect the way you are naturally intended to be. Don’t sell yourself out to the trends, to get likes and approval from people who will never be a part of, or care about your life. In fact, don’t change for anyone.

Good night.

Lots of love,

Magda xx